Ultimate Ghotay Series



Ultimate Ghotay Series

-Saroj Nepal  | Class 11 | St. Xaviers’

Manager asked Ghotay at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Ghotay replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.  😀


After returning back from a
foreign trip, Ghotay asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Ghotay: In india a people asked me Are you a foreigner? :p


One tourist from U.S.A. asked Ghotay, “Any great man born in this village???”
Ghotay: no sir, only small Babies!!! =O


Lecturer: write a note on Buddha Jayanthi
So Ghotay writes, “Buddha was a great God, but I don’t know who is Jayanthi. :>)


Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Ghotay: Hahhahaha its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! 😀


Ghotay: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Ghotay: Oye, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL…Mobile :p


Ghotay: I think that girl is deaf.
Sheray: How do u know?
Ghotay: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new X_X


Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Ghotay Wow!!! That’s an unbelievable exchange offer!!! :>))


Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM and BUDHA?”
Ghotay: “All are born on government holidays…!!! :p


Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Ghotay: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE