Ultimate Ghotay Series 

Ultimate Ghotay Series -Saroj Nepal  | Class 11 | St. Xaviers’ Manager asked Ghotay at an interview.Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?Ghotay replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.  😀 After returning back from aforeign trip, Ghotay asked his wife,Do I look like a foreigner?Wife: No! Why?Ghotay: In india a people asked me […]

Joke 127 

JOKE 127 -Saroj Nepal  | Class 11 | St. Xaviers’ POLICE: Where do you live ?Balotelli : With my parentsPOLICE : Where does your parentslive ?Balotelli : With mePOLICE: Where do you all live?…Balotelli: TogetherPOLICE : Where is your house?Balotelli : Next to my neighbourshousePOLICE : Where is yourneighbour’s house ?Balotelli: If I tell you, […]

पेन्सिल र इरेजर 

पेन्सिल र  इरेजर – Saroj Nepal | Class 11 | St. Xaviers’ पेन्सिल :- मलाई माफ गर्नु । इरेजर :- के को लागि माफ गर्नु ???? तिमीले केही गल्ती गरेकै छैन त । पेन्सिल :- I’m सरी, मेरो कारणले तपाइलाई दु:ख भयो । जब म बाट गल्ती हुन्छ तपाईंले सधैं मेरो गल्तिलाई सच्याइ दिनुहुन्छ,,,तर मेरो गल्तिलाई सच्याउदा […]

पसले र भिखारि 

पसले र  भिखारि पसले साहु सँग भिखारि; भिखारि:साहुजी ३० रुपैयाँ दिनुस न चिया खानलाई । साहुजि:चिया त १५ रुपैयाँमा आउछ ,किन नि ३० रुपैयाँ ? भिखारि:girlfren ले पनि खान्छु भनेकी छे । साहुजि:हाहा,भिखारिले पनि गर्ल्फ्रेन बनायो है । भिखारि:हैन साहुजी girlfren ले भिखारी बनायो मलाई । । । । । Saroj NepalClass 11St. Xaviers’

शेरे र शेरेकी श्रीमती 

शेरे र शेरेकी श्रीमती – Saroj Nepal | Class 11 | St. Xaviers’  शेरे : बिहेभन्दा अगाडी तिम्रो कती boyfriend थिए ?  ( शेरेकी श्रीमती ले एउटा खाम निकालेर दिइछ जसमा चनाका दालका केही केडा र 80 रूपैया थियो )  शेरे : हैन यो के हो ????  शेरेकी श्रीमतीः जब मैले Boyfriend बनाउथे यसमा चनाको […]

Between Us 

Between Us Why are you after a boat that’ll capsize after a tide that won’t always rise together we can hold hand if not kiss this moment will pass what more to miss  If departure are beautiful why do we meet again it was drizzling and you excused of rain thank me for you ran only because i chase your eyes […]

Gajal 

कसरी पोखौ पिर र व्याथा यो मरुभुमिको याद आउछ सधैं गाउ र बस्ती झुपडीहरुको । सपनी देख्छु बालबच्चा सँग खेलेको रातिमा आउछन लाखौं बिरही याद पोल्दछ छातीमा । प्रक्रिती प्रेमी सुन्दर कि धनी जननी तिमीमा सुन फल्दो रैछ चलाउन जाने नेपाली भूमिमा l म चिट्ठी लेख्छु बिरही यादमा कसले हो पढिदिने प्रबासी व्याथा दुख र मर्म छैन कोहि बुझ्दिने l सुन्दरता बोक्ने हिमचुली […]

My book, My friend 

My Friend, My Book –Sahira Shrestha | Class 12 | Little Angels’ College I have spent 12 years of my life spending time with you. Every time I look at myself I see your impression in me. You are the one who helped me to connect network among the strangers who are my friends today.Every […]

CHECK WEATHER YOUR ANTI-VIRUS IS FAKE OR NOT 

CHECK WEATHER YOUR ANTI-VIRUS IS FAKE OR NOT – Meltzer Scyzertx | Class 11 | Sagarmatha HSS X5O!P%@AP[4PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*== >SAVE AS W2H.vbs >If your antivirus is real then it can allow you to save this file on your desktop i.e. It will detect as virus and delete it and if your antivirus is fake then it will allow you […]

What is science ? 

What is science? Science Definition  – Ananda Sigdel | Class 11 |  National school of Sciences The word science comes from the Latin “scientia,” meaning knowledge.  How do we define science? According to Webster’s New Collegiate Dictionary, the definition of science is “knowledge attained through study or practice,” or “knowledge covering general truths of the […]